OPEN MOUTH – Open Letter to Tim-I’m Not the Humble Giant I Fake to Be-Duncan

Tim

SHUT UP!

How long can this brainwashing attitude of yours continue?

How stupid are Americans when they buy your BS?

And just how dumb have American sports fans become when they honestly think they “get” an athlete.

Here’s how I know how dumb they are when it comes to you Timmy Dinkcan (done on purpose).

1. They think you are the best power forward to ever play NBA basketball.

2. They think you are a humble person.

3. They think you are tough.

Now the truth.

1. You are the most overrated player in the last 20 years, not named Iverson.

2. You are the least reliable player in the clutch EVER for a person of your stature.

3. You are arrogant to the point of boorish.

4. You are a simple-minded cry baby.

To wit.

Point 1: Yes, you put up stats. Yes, you do play quite well over the course of a season. And yes, you are a stat machine who plays fundamentally, quite well. But you are NOT the reason why the Spurs won four titles, you are just a major component. What’s the difference? You NEVER came through in the clutch in any big game until FINALLY this season – Game 1 (no less) of Round 1 (no lesser) against the Suns.

Leads us to…

Point 2: Tell us Timmy, what are your stats in the last 3 minutes of a game that’s within 5 points or less…Tell us how your FG PCT drops TREMENDOUSLY. Tell us how your FT drops PRECARIOUSLY LOW. Tell us how your turnovers outnumber your assists. Tell us about the oodles of shots you’ve missed and the two, (TWO) you’ve made to win a game – Ha, and one was trumped by a guy named Fisher, and the other didn’t happen until this year. Tell us how you get outplayed by Diop, Turiaf, and others in key games. Explain to us the importance of Elliotts, Ellies, Ginobilis, Parkers, Horrys on your team so they, NOT YOU, could make big play after big play to win YOU titles. Put you on any other team…your fingers are naked.

Point 3: Humble? That head down, eyes up, “oh I’m so humble” B.S. you spew? Give me a break! Are Americans really that blind? That ignorant? You are a FAKE. You are a FRAUD. Just like your alleged “top” player rep, your supposed humility may be a bigger joke in the NBA as Iverson’s toughness label. You cry on EVERY play. You are fouled on every shot you miss (According to you of course), you never foul anyone who crumples to the floor at your feet (According to you and your wanna-be-tough-guy boss Popovich – another classic case of “you’ve got to be kidding me”). You never do anything wrong Timmie. Never. Ever. No way. Uh-uh. Nope. Nada. Zilch.

BS.

You are the classic arrogant athlete, but with more premeditation of trying to present something you are not. You are not a decent fella. You are a shady, manipulator, who if anyone worth his brain-salt knows, you to be a total fraud. You are one of the worst people in all of sports because you feel you are above your fellow competitors on a moral high ground. That is the sickest thing of all…

Leads us again to Point 4:

You cry….nuff said. Oh, maybe now you can be like Pop and try to get me fired for criticizing you. LOL. Pop, wow, who’s more ridiculous…some peasant basketball coach of the Spurts (done on purpose) who believes that title warrants some type of off the court power with REAL working people, or the morons at the San Antonio newspapers who answer his beck-and-call and fire reporters Greggy Poo no like? And yes, Pop, I’m an educated (more than you) young man.

Maybe Dinkcan could have been a man. Maybe he wouldn’t have been the arrogant skag and choker he is if he hadn’t had Pop(s) as a coach.

Maybe.

But Dinkcan knows right from wrong. As do I.

I’m right.

And Timmie?

That’s up to the rest of you to decide.

OPEN MOUTH – Open Letter to Curt Schilling

Curt…
SHUT UP!
I’m a Chicagoan who unfortunately had to live in Arizona for a decent length of time.
The state where you graduated from high school.
A state where they have the 2nd WORST education in the country…for decades.
A state where their sheriff is Himmler to a District Attorney’s Hitler…and the people STILL vote for them.
A state where they blame all their problems on LEGAL Mexicans even though we have been a violent nation BEFORE their large influx.
My point?
YOU ARE FROM THERE.
You are a BASEBALL player.
You are not an educated man to the point you believe you are.
And you are also the biggest hypocrite alive.
You call out players in the entire sports of baseball (albeit for steroids) and you get on Kobe for pushing his teammates?
Tough.
Aren’t you the same guy in 2004 that before Game 1 of the LCS you said you can’t wait to “shut up” an entire Yankees’ Stadium and then bombed???
You may have had a decent career Curt, but lets be honest, you’ve ridden the coattails of loaded teams and like most Arizonan players…you lack heart (take a look at professional roster Curtsy…not many studs hail from there even with a top 5 sized populated city), and have too big a mouth for your own good.
Talk baseball.
Leave other sports to people who know it.
But in your mind you know everything.
Pass the ketchup.